Best Dinosaur Jokes
Here you will find some of the best and funny Dinosaur Jokes for kids but not only ? ?
Q: What is a sleeping dinosaur called?
A: Dino snores!
Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?
A: The door will not be closed!
Q: How can you raise a little dinosaur?
A: With lever!
Q: What did the dinosaur put in your steak?
A: Dinosaur
Q: Why was Stegosaurus a good volleyball player?
A: Because you can really lift the ball!
Q: What came after the dinosaur?
A: His tail!
Q: What is Triceratops sitting on?
A: Your room is triple.
Q: What do dinosaurs use on their kitchen floors?
A: Tiles
Q: What is the best thing you can do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
A: Pray that I wont see you.
Q: What is the nickname of a person who put his right hand in T-Rexs mouth?
A: Left-handed
Q: What game does a dinosaur play with humans?
A: Pumpkin
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
A: Eat chicken on the other side.
Q: What do you call a fossil doctor who sleeps all the time?
A: Lazy bones
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur comes to a landing?
A: Dinos grade
Q: What is a fossil located there called?
A: Loose bones!
Q: Why dont dinosaurs drive cars?
A: Because the remains of the tyrannosaurus! (Rex)
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the erupting volcano?
A: What a day is Lavali!
Q: What is your favorite dinosaur site?
A: Thesaurus
Q: Why did Archeopteryx catch the worm?
A: Because he was an early riser!
Q: What is the Triceratops device sitting on?
A: Lower tricera.
Q: What is T-Rexs favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)
Q: Why does the plant get stuck?
A: Because he was a carnivore
Q: Why were dinosaurs extinct?
A: Because they wont take a bath!
Q: What do you call an eyeless dinosaur?
A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)
Q: What do you call a dinosaur blouse to your business industry?
A: Try Top Sarah
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
A: Chicken didnt exist yet!
Q: Why dont you listen to the pterosaurs using the bathroom?
A. Because p is silent!
Q: What would you get if a pig crossed a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic pig
Q: Why does the plant get stuck?
A: because he was a carnivore
Q: Why did T-Rexs girlfriend break up with him?
A: Because he said he loved her so much (with small arms outstretched).
Q: What type of dinosaur can you ride in cowboy competitions?
A: Bronco Fountain!
Q: What do you get by crossing a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: Dynomite!
Q: Which dinosaur sleeps all day?
A: Dino snoring!
Q: What is the most feared animal in prehistoric times?
A: Ductile terrorism!
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